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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a small child and a bag of cocaine? Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window."

"What do you get when you cross 400 Obese Water Buffalo with a Transgender Pimp? Clickbait"

"People always give bridge builders a hard time... They're just trying to make ends meet."

"You know the difference between my birthday and a courtroom? My dad shows up at a courtroom."

"Wanna hear a pizza joke? Nevermind. It's too cheesy."

"the 10,000 hours rule is simpley not true i hav said ""helo bird"" to a bird for over 10,000 hours but i still cam't talk to birds"

"My dream car is just Shaq dressed like a fireman carrying me everywhere like he just rescued me from a burning building"

"Why was Latin afraid of Hitler? They were both dead!"

"Last night me and my girlfriend watched three DVDs back to back. Luckily I was the one facing the television."

"Did you hear about the suicidal dolphin? He lost the porpoise to live."