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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a Muslim woman and an American one? An American woman gets stoned *before* she commits adultery."

"trained zebra no video see the benefits of training"

"When did John McEnroe arrive at Wimbledon? About tennish."

"Why did Moses vote for Al Gore? Because the last time he took political orders from a Bush, his country went mucking around in the Middle East for forty years."

"What would you get if you crossed a grizzly with the world's greatest basketball player? Bear Jordan."

"What doesn't belong in this list : Meat, Eggs, Wife, Blowjob? A. Blowjob: You can beat your meat, eggs or wife, but you can't beat a blowjob."

"A priest, a rapist and a pedophile walks into a bar. He sits down and has a drink."

"I only like 70 things.. One is alcohol. Another is 69."

"Did you know that diarrhea is hereditary? It's true, It runs in your jeans."

"What's Bill Gates's favorite dessert apple turnover"