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Joke of the Day
"*Refuses to go to the gym Adds resistance training to workout list."
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"What does eighty year old pussy taste like? Depends."
"Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff... http://instantrimshot.com/"
"What did Octavian say when he stormed Cleopatra's gardens? Caesar salad"
"As a kid I was forced to walk the plank... We couldn't afford a dog"
"Crazy that we could end poverty by having an airplane drop thousands of inspirational quotes from Facebook on a 3rd world village."
"*Astronaut takes a photo of Earth from space* Earth: ""Delete it."""
"What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus"
"Welcome to ghosts anonymous. Nice to see such a spirited turnout. *all of the ghosts boo in unison*"
"Why should you date a Greek woman? They don't like pulling out."