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Joke of the Day
"Reddit is like cancer it's much bigger than you thought."
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"Emotions are like farts... You can only hold them in for so long."
"- Dracula darling, you have something stuck in your teeth. - Vhere, here? - No... - Here? - No, just go look in- - GO LOOK IN WHAT, SARAH?"
"Went to ""The Social Network."" I ran into people I didn't like in high school and they kept showing me pictures of their kids."
"*first date* Me: Tell me more about you Her: *crazy eyes* WELL I HAVEN'T STABBED ANYONE LATELY Me: *deletes Tinder* Let's get married!"
"So many mixed messages in the media. Titanic tells us ""never let go."" Frozen says ""let it go."" Smdh"
"Why don't North Koreans like jazz music? Because they don't have Seoul."
"A husband and a wife sit at the table, having dinner. The woman drops a bit of tomato sauce on her white top. ""Och, I look like a pig!"" The man nods, ""And you dropped tomato sauce on your top!"""
"Why did the GameCube controller get off the boat? Because he got a little c-stick."
"The Braille on the drive-thru ATM actually says, ""Move to the passenger seat""."