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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a gay Mexican..... A senoreater"
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"Maybe she's boing with it. Maybe it's trampoline."
"how to tell your girl shes getting fat (actual convo on valentines day with my girl) me-i love fruit, her-i love chips, me- you better start to love fruit or youl love handles"
"What's the fastest way to get away from Hell? Piss off Satan's wife."
"Two pretzels were walking down the street, then one got a-salted"
"""Dad what IS the moon?"" It is cheese. Delicious cheese. Thats why rats come out at nite, to look at it. We must never let rats on the moon."
"A man walks into a bar... Just kidding"
"If I go to your place for the first time, unless you live in a castle, please don't ask me if I want a tour."
"TIFU by crashing my car The last thing that went through my mind was my anus"
"What do you call the process of creatively making drip coffee? Arts and carafes."