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Joke of the Day
"Who loves fast food? Jared fogle"
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"Louie C.K.'s Honda Civic joke at the Oscars Really struck Accord"
"How many ants does it take to own an apartment? 10 . It requires tenants to own an apartment."
"What do you call a large predatory bird with poor social skills? Hawkward"
"Why do husbands typically die before their wives? They want to."
"Found in a bar in Charleston... What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants? One is a crusty bus station, and the other is a busty crustacean. * rim shot *"
"To determine how safe a neighborhood is, divide the number of white women carrying yoga mats by the number of signs saying 'Checks Cashed'"
"*gets into canoe* Guide: Ok, everyone grab an oar! *gets out of canoe*"
"WAITER:What would you like? ME:What would YOU like? W:Excuse me? M:No one ever asks you, do they? W:*tearing up* No.. they don't. Thank you."
"People are always mistaken thinking there is only 1 letter in the pirate dictionary, in actual fact there is 10 Eye eye, argh and the 7 seas"