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Joke of the Day
"I'm always right about things... Could you say I have a correctile dysfunction?"
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"""Nietzsche, what's the matter?"" ""Nothing."""
"""We don't allow faster-than-light neutrinos in here,"" says the bartender. A neutrino walks into a bar."
"There are two types of guys. Those who eat pussy and those who lie they don't eat pussy."
"[trying to talk to girl] Ha so you from around here? ""Ya"" Cool me too. I love planet earth"
"I had a passionate affair with a girl from the circus It was in tents."
"Dad goes on date with Carly Rae Jepsen As she got into his car he said ""Hi, Maybe."""
"Chuck Norris once urinated in the gas tank of a semi-truck as a joke... That semi-truck is now known as Optimus Prime."
"I was at the doctor today and he told me he needed a urine sample, a stool sample, a blood sample, and a semen sample. So I gave him my underwear."
"I should have used more oils to get this off easier.. I'm trying to jerk it off but it won't come. Honey, dinner is stuck to the pan."