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Joke of the Day
"If you think being a vegetarian will make you thin, I direct your attention to cows."
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"Whats long and black? The unemployment line"
"To be a hipster is to live in constant suffering You spend all your time in coffee shops, but you always have to drink your coffee before it's cool."
"My urge to sing ""The Lion Sleeps Tonight"" is just a whim away. A whim away, a whim away"
"Two breakdancers walk into a bar They get served."
"what was wrong with the air? the swine flu"
"Why does Dracula always travel with his coffin? Because his life is at stake."
"I don't understand. I've stared at you from a distance multiple times throughout the year. How'd you not know I was in love with you?"
"Are you seeing someone? Me: Are you seeing someone? Girl: Um, no. Me: Not even a psychiatrist?"
"Accordion to a recent survey, most people don't notice when a musical instrument is inserted into a sentence."