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"You really have to hand it to blind prostitutes"
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"Why did the Mexican take Xanax? To control Hispanic attacks"
"Why didn't Hitler cross the road? Because he could nazi anything"
"Coworker: Ugh, the coffee is too strong Me: There is no strong coffee. Just weak people."
"Q: How can you tell when your girlfriend is getting too fat? A: She fits into your wife's clothes."
"Dear Egyptians, please chill the fuck out while we consult our groundhog for advice."
"""Do you know how awkward you are?"" ""Good, you?"""
"I asked my wife if she enjoys a cigarette after sex and she said, ""No, one drag is enough."""
"In soviet Russia..... Road crosses chicken"
"Fight club. Only naps instead. Rules the same. Just no fights. Only secret, uninterrupted glorious naps."