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Joke of the Day
"Why is French body armour so cheap? They only need it for their back"
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"When is the Speech Therapy Class? It's hard to say."
"Can't help but think if I hadn't eaten that baby corn in 2001 it would now be teenage corn."
"So embarrassing when you compliment a lady on her large belly and it turns out she's just pregnant."
"Why is Budweiser like sex in a kayak? Its fucking close to water."
"Knock-knock... ""Knock-knock"" ""Who's there?"" ""Control Freak - now you say 'Control Freak who?'"" :)"
"I don't wear a watch. I DECIDE what time it is."
"Joke of the day Doctor! You've got to help me! Nobody ever listens to me. No one ever pays any attention to what I have to say. Doctor: Next please!"
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"A horror movie where the girl in the woods actually outruns the mutated chainsaw murderer, then it shows him sadly limping back to his car."