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Joke of the Day
"If a hungry shark is after you what should you feed it? Jawbreakers!"
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"Meeting with a social media consultant about how to better leverage my twitter stream for optimum engagement. Kidding. Banging your mom."
"Just found out I was dating a commie Guess I should've noticed the red flags earlier"
"A woman found out her husband was cheating on her. ""Herman, I can't believe you did this. Why?"" ""Well, my name **is** Herman, not Yourman."""
"Australians don't have sex... They mate"
"Wanna hear why I love Dorian Gray jokes? cause they never get old"
"Blood is thicker than water. Then again, so is oatmeal, and I would much rather be oatmeal brothers."
"I got a blow up doll, that was Made in Baghdad Problem is... it blew itself up"
"I adopted a rescue dog early this morning... But she hasn't saved anyone all day and she's peed in the house twice. This is bullshit."
"Donald Trump's dick is so shriveled and emaciated,... Obama called in drone strikes on it."