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Joke of the Day

"Why don't you play Uno with a Mexican? Because they take all the green cards. (friend at work told me this gem)"

"The paraplegic would be easy to oppress They would never make a stand for their rights"

"I waited 279 days before I made my first post on Reddit, apparently I could've waited 558 days and received the same response."

"What prophylactic did the black person rip open while having sex? The doctor's vaginer."

"How Did the Janitor Get Rich? Sweepstakes."

"A Slinky is a great way to teach young children that it's fun to push things down the stairs."

"when i die use my ashes to fill souvenir snowglobes to mimic the death rain of the apocalypse pouring down on a vacant cityscape. very metal"

"Why did the architect take so long to get started on his church blueprints? He couldn't decide what font to use."

"I finally finished the jigsaw puzzle It took me 2 years but I was well chuffed seeing as the box said 6-10 years."

"I love Kit Kats the most whenever there aren't three other people around."