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Joke of the Day
"Q: What is the definition of gross ignorance? A: 144 blondes."
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"I'd share with you the audio log of Felix Baumgartner's jump again... ...but I'd hate to sound like a broken record."
"I hate when I read something so offensive on Twitter that my monocle falls out of my eye and into my brandy snifter."
"""What would Jesus do?"" is an unfair question. He had superpowers. Your lifeboat is sinking. WWJD? Well, he'd get out and walk to shore. See?"
"Permanently blinded people of Reddit, what is your favourite movie?"