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Joke of the Day

"If Trump replaces Obama in the white house, then we can all say... Orange is the new Black. Thanks, ~~I'll see myself out.~~ Apparently, I don't need to."

"Sex is like a good joke I dont get it"

"What kind of room has no windows or doors A mushroom"

"Can someone please check on Cleveland? I'm concerned because they've been in the bathroom a long time."

"Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because a semi truck hit her."

"Man walks into a bar... Ouch. Masochist walks into a bar..."

"[NSWF] What's the difference between acne and priest? Acne waits until a boy's 14 to come on his face."

"I would tell you a joke about UDP But you might not get it"

"I checked my hotel room for left behind goods and all I found was this lousey comb. I guess you could say my room was bugged."

"What are a philosopher's favorite type of chips? Plato Nachos"