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Joke of the Day

"If Jesus was a Jew . . . If Jesus was a Jew, why did he have a Puerto Rican name?"

"A joke my dad said about black people! I said, Dad do you like black people? He says, ""Yeah! I think everyone should have one or two!"""

"Outside of a dog...... Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog well it's just to dark to read."

"If I was a waitress, I would plant fake engagement rings in every girls champagne glass, just to watch the boyfriends panic."

"Apparently 1 in 8 of us live next door to a pedophile. I certainly don't, I live next door to a gorgeous 9 year old with a cracking ass."

"How do Indian chiefs send messages? By teepee-mail!"

"What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? The NBA."

"MOVIE LINES Don't you hate it when you have to wait in lines I wanted to see a movie the other day and the line was huge. Next time I'm going to download off the internet."

"What did the child with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves. Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet."

"Why does the speech impaired baker say he got fired? He took one too many whisks."