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Joke of the Day

"I dig, she dig, we dig, he dig, they dig, you dig ... Maybe not a funny joke but at least it is deep."

"Spent the last twenty minutes trying to get my sideburns even and now I'm sporting a mohawk."

"""BALL SO HARD MUTHAF--KAS WANNA FINE ME."" ""Grandma, just pay the parking ticket..."""

"Welcome to passive aggressive club. We're so happy you came twenty minutes late. Sure, get a cup of coffee, we'll wait."

"What did the hillbilly say to his sister after she asked him to have sex with her? If you incest."

"There are 10 types of people in the world... ... those who understand binary and those who don't."

"I bet when scientists throw office parties, there's always the one guy who gets drunk and carbon dates his own butt."

"What do you call a valley girl giving a blowjob for louis vuittons? Head over heels"

"I had a fight once. ""You should see the other guy!"" I said. My wife agreed. She's been seeing him for years now, they're a lovely couple."

"What do you call a baby Matt Damon? A new-Bourne"