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Joke of the Day
"What was the Islamic Star Wars fan for Halloween? Hijabba the Hut"
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"Q:What did the tornado say to the car? A:('You wanna go for a spin?')"
"Ellen Pao has a good taste for revenge. Lawyers made her look bad, now she makes lawyers look bad. I'll be enjoying my shadow ban, thank you."
"Just saw that I have one unheard message and I didn't even see my phone ring. I hope it's not: a) Work related b) Mel Gibson"
"A Texan goes to a car dealership He sees a car he likes and says ""Gee that's a byoot!"" The Dealer responds ""That's not a Buick that's a Honda!"""
"""Where's my money?"" - a loan shark ""Where are my friends? - alone shark"
"Porsche did 911"
"Why did Jill fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she not get back up? Because she had no legs. What did Jill get for Christmas? A bicycle."
"There should be a ""Life of Pi"" TV show, where they throw a different D-list celebrity in a boat with a tiger every week."
"What's DJ Khaleds favourite number? 11, because it has another one"