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Joke of the Day

"What's the best way to catch a unique rabbit? Unique up on him"

"Still haven't cashed in my winning megamillions ticket...scared the $6 will make my friends treat me different"

"How do your trigger a SJW? Oops."

"What do you call it when batman skips church? Christian Bale"

"Id like to thank the Walmart cashier for making me feel like big money. I guess you don't see many $20 bills, glad you made sure its legit."

"what do you call a mistake in a soup recipe? a Pho pas"

"Oddly enough, ever since downloading AdBlock onto my computer ..... all the local girls in my area seem to have lost interest."

"I think the best way to reduce stress in your life is to be wealthy and attractive."

"Maybe the Mayans were talking about hockey"

"I don't know what NBC showed last night.. But it must have been awesome, everyone is sporting their colors now."