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Joke of the Day
"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - T2 Barbie ...a study in silver"
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"What's worse than a male chauvinist pig? A woman who won't do what she's told."
"I once went to an open air Queen concert. There was a terrible electrical storm during the performance. Thunderbolts and lightning. Very, very frightening."
"What happens when two self-driving cars crash into each other? *RECALCULATING....*"
"I ate a tomato slice off the carpet. And some lettuce. And some bleu cheese bits. And mushrooms. I'm saying I dropped my salad on the floor."
"I just invented a new word Plagiarism."
"I'm sorry I can't go out tonight because of the internet."
"How do you cure a Polish heroin addict? Give him a plastic spoon"
"Never get drunk before you write your grocery list. You'll end up adding things like ""vegetables"" and ""someone who will marry me."""
"How does a sociopath say goodbye? Manip-ya-later!"