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Joke of the Day
"Q: Why did the IRS recently audit Bill Clinton? A: Because he filed as head of the household."
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"One day I'm going to cure blindness... You'll see. You'll all see!"
"What's the worst thing about being a black Jew? You have to sit at the back of the oven."
"Heading to the dentist. I hope they've all taken their Valium and said their prayers."
"The importance of commas ""Let's eat, grandpa!"" said the incestuous cannibal"
"[turning off Shrek 2] well, i'd say that movie was shrekcellent! ""trent, 1 more shrek pun and i'm divorcing you."" oh karen, don't ogre-react"
"Me: Can I leave early? Boss: Why? Me: Death Boss: Who died? Me: No one yet Boss: Me: Boss: Get out"
"I texted my girlfriend Ruth and told her it was over. I'm Ruthless."
"Best time to watch German rape porn? Nein! Ooooo nein!"
"Never iron a four leaf clover... You don't want to press your luck."