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Joke of the Day

"I ran into a dance club for people with back problems It was called the Slipped Disco"

"Four men are in a boat trying to smoke some cigarettes, but they don't have a lighter. One man throws a cigarette over board and now the whole boat is a cigarette lighter."

"One time I wanted to get a job as a gynecologist.... Unfortunately, I couldn't find any openings....."

"Whats the difference between a man and a government bond? The bond matures."

"4-year-old: Why does mom always yell at you? Me: Marriage is complicated. 4: Is it because you're stupid?"

"Why did Hitler have so much energy? He was on a cleanse."

"HER: Wow you look great. ME: Thanks. I use both my eyes."

"What's the difference between a good Samaritan and a Jew? A good Samaritan means well, whereas a Jew is just well, mean."

"What did the gay bar say to the straight bar? Q: What did the gay bar say to the straight bar? A: I'm not gay. Its just the guys that come inside me."

"If getting a tan is wrong then I don't wanna be white."