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Joke of the Day

"Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's a sentient being with its own thoughts and desires"

"What do you call it when two gays fight? Fruit punch!"

"Do you like to draw? Because I put the D in raw"

"99 little bugs in the code... 99 bugs in the code. Fix one bug, compile it down. 167 little bugs in the code....sigh."

"One day, scientists will build a very intelligent supercomputer. ""Is there a god?"", they ask. *** ""There is one now."""

"How to tell if you are gay 1. Have sex with another man 2. If you enjoyed it, you're gay 3. If you didn't, you're still gay"

"Patient: Doctor! Doctor! My mouth tastes like the bottom of a birdcage! Dentist: Yes, I can see there's been a cockatoo in there."

"You said you wanted my advice, but I see you haven't f*cked off or died yet."

"Oil is so cheap nowadays That I have 5 unused bottles of lube"

"What makes an ISIS joke funny? The execution."