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Joke of the Day
"Oil is so cheap nowadays That I have 5 unused bottles of lube"
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"If Robbie Rotten's ""We are number one"" is a meme.. Does that make one a musical number?"
"People should not move to Canada because of Trump They should go to Mexico, then at least there will be a wall between them and Trump."
"I bet you vegetarians don't even feel guilty eating baby carrots. Barbarians."
"A willow tree walks into a bar, and a guy sitting next to the counter says to the bartender, Who's the new guy? And the bartender says, I don't know, but I've heard he's a shady character!"
"Next time you see someone crying Ask them if it's because of their haircut"
"What do you get for the man who has everything? Penicillin"
"1. have a child 2. never mention it on facebook 3. dress it in old-timey clothes and have it stand in the background of all your photos"
"What's it called when you get a boner on a movie set? A direction"
"There are two kinds of people in the world. There are those who can extrapolate from incomplete data,"