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Joke of the Day

"Never judge Darth Vader's parenting abilities harshly when we live in a world where Toddlers In Tiaras exists."

"I got arrested for creating a youtube channel Cat videos and DIY makeup channels are the most popular on YouTube. But apparently you run into all kinds of trouble when you combine the two."

"What do Mexican jokes have in common with black jokes? Once you know Juan, you know Jamal"

"What do you call Batman skipping out on church? Christian Bail"

"How do you answer the door Mathematically? Door: ""What is 2+2?"" Me: ""4"" Door: ""Cool!"""

"The biggest lie told on the internet 'I have read and understand the terms and conditions'"

"We should change the saying to ""Home is where your phone automatically connects to your wifi""."

"I get a sense of pride and achievement when my boss catches me actually doing work."

"You think you got problems I just mixed a box of regular spaghetti with a box of thin spaghetti Supper is ruined I tell you"

"What's the worst thing your wife can say during sex Honey I'm home"