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Joke of the Day
"Why did Nietzche's Shop go out of business? He accepted eternal returns."
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"How many joules does it take to fry a Jew? Nein joules."
"What do you call a Female Clown? A Clunt."
"I forgive and forget, because I have a good heart, and a terrible memory."
"Sometimes, I just want to be taken seriously. And sometimes, I just want to be taken, seriously."
"My ex's taught me that not every I love you is real."
"Toast I'd like to propose a toast, but I'm all out of bread."
"What do you call a cute homeless girl? Dust Bunny"
"My wife and I agreed to only smoke after sex. I've had the same pack of cigarettes for 6 months... She's up to 2 packs a day."
"The Jackhammer, Now that was a groundbreaking discovery."