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Joke of the Day
"How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but getting them in there is a bitch!"
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"Did you hear about the train that hit the deaf guy? Neither did he."
"my great grandmother got me a ps4 for christmas my so-so grandmother got me socks"
"When ppl I know try to explain a problem they're having w/ someone I don't know, I think, ""when I get home I'm going to eat food & watch TV"""
"So I've heard there's a heroin epidemic among white teens... I guess they're used to shooting up to solve their problems"
"What do you call it when two bottles of lotion start dating? A re-lotion-ship."
"What is the difference between three dicks and a joke? Your mom can't take a joke"
"Two pretzels were walking down the street... One was assaulted"
"I have a crowbar in my garage. Worst customers, they shit everywhere."
"Whats the difference between an Asian man and a box of chocolates? They'll both kill your dog, but the Asian will cook it afterwards."