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Joke of the Day

"When ppl I know try to explain a problem they're having w/ someone I don't know, I think, ""when I get home I'm going to eat food & watch TV"""

"What did the horse say to the other horse? Hay,I thought you knew horses couldn't speak!"

"What did the gay guy say to his lover when they were going on vacation? ""Hey, can you help me pack my shit?"""

"""The moon is so close to earth right now""... ...""You can probably see it from space"""

"It must be tough for a woman going through her OKCupid messages finding a good one... It's like finding a needle in a hey-stack."

"What's the moral of the story about Jonah and the whale ? You can't keep a good man down !"

"*wears an ""Only God Can Judge Me"" t-shirt to court*"

"""MEN, WE ARE AT WAR WITH THE GREEKS & MUST NOT DROP OUR GUARD AT ALL"" ""Sir, the enemy gave us a giant wooden horse"" ""Oh rad bring it in"""

"How do you open a banana safe? With a monkey. ^^^^I'll ^^^^see ^^^^my ^^^^way ^^^^out."

"Why is a Camel called the ship of the ship of the desert? It's full of Arab Seamen."