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Joke of the Day

"When ppl I know try to explain a problem they're having w/ someone I don't know, I think, ""when I get home I'm going to eat food & watch TV"""

"How long does the perfect job interview last? Exactly as long as a blowjob takes."

"Islam Is a religion of peace"

"Smartphone owners are the bravest. They're not afraid of anything not even death. They can walk into any running truck without giving a damn"

"Did you hear about the time that shallots, scallions, ramps, and leeks all got together? They tried to onionize."

"Ran into my ex on the street. He's got a hot wife & 2 kids. I have a taco in my hand. And one in my purse. And an emergency taco in my coat."

"Where do Muslim people go when they die? Everywhere"

"Which country has many spaces to put your car in? Park-istan!"

"I'm no expert, but I would guess the internet really affected encyclopedia sales."

"TIL: Norwegian women are so hot, because vikings only took the most beautiful women as prisoners. Gotcha ?"