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Joke of the Day

"Two pretzels were walking down the street... One was assaulted"

"You block or unfollow me because I follow or retweet someone you don't like. Kindergarten called & said you left your maturity level there."

"What does a fat girl and a pallet of shingles have in common? ...they both have a 90% chance of being nailed by a Mexican."

"According to the stores .I should be in a Halloween costume, sitting under a Christmas tree eating turkey . I'm so confused."

"What's the only way a Trumpie can get hard? Freezing to death."

"What song did the man who lived next door to a brothel sing on his way to work? Hi ho, Hi ho, it's off to work I go!"

"How does a space class start a party? They planet!"

"I have an outstanding credit score and even know a dude named Tanner but I'm still not white enough to drink pumpkin beer."

"What would Bill Cosby's name be if he was Russian? Vladimir Puddin'"

"Why is Peter Pan ALWAYS flying? He neverlands. lol this joke never grows old."