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Joke of the Day

"What's yellow and flashes? A banana with a loose connection."

"No Microsoft, I don't want to Send an Error Report. Snitches get stitches."

"Let's make a collection of shock humour/disgusting jokes"

"""There are nine holes on a chair. A man sat and farted. Which hole did the fart go through?"" The asshole."

"What is it called when Batman abandons Gotham city? Christian Bale."

"I was highly offended until I realised HR were calling me incompetent and not incontinent."

"Makes a girlfriend in IIT. Breaks up with her. Adds Ex IITian in bio."

"What has more letters than the alphabet? The post office."

"How do you get ready for a trip around the Sun? Planet"

"I had to file a sexual harassment claim against a squirrel in the park yesterday... ...he wouldn't stop trying to grab my nut sack."