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Joke of the Day

"Who makes more money, a hooker or a drug dealer? The hooker because she can wash her crack and sell it again."

"I hate talking to my boyfriend sometimes. Every time I bring up his camping fetish, he pitches a huge tent."

"What's a gay-bar pickup line? Can I push your stool in?"

"Just saw the book ""Marriage for Dummies."" Shouldn't there be an ""is"" in there somewhere?"

"I think I'm starting to see why it's a bad idea to give Trump access to nuclear launch codes... He'll just fire them"

"What do you call a guy who hangs out with musicians? Kanye"

"Policeman: Why didn't you check your speedometer? Driver: It broke when I hit 100."

"bad news, you have cancer and Alzheimer's Doctor: ""It's bad news, you have cancer and Alzheimer's."" Patient: ""Oh well, it could be worse - at least I don't have cancer."""

"Do you think Obama is Jewish? He is always asking for change..."

"What kind of seagull flies over a bay? A Bay-gull"