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Joke of the Day

"Policeman: Why didn't you check your speedometer? Driver: It broke when I hit 100."

"I like my coffee like I like my women... I've heard multiple versions of this joke. Please comment with you're favorite."

"Donald Trump doesn't like Mexicans, and I'm terrible with timed writing prompts. I guess we have similar opinions... We both hate ese's."

"How did the Santa Lawn Ornament feel the day after Christmas? He was de-lighted."

"I saw a hipster walking outside in the cold. He didn't have a jacket on, so I asked him why. He said he was outside before it was cool."

"Possession is nine-tenths of the law. The other tenth must be exorcism."

"He who smiles in a crisis has found someone to blame."

"So, Nintendo recently acquired a printing press Word is, they're printing ninten-dough."

"Why are female schoolteachers always so angry? They have periods every half hour!"

"If you do not say it, they can't repeat it."