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Joke of the Day

"Attention fat vegans: Explain."

"I don't really like Marxists... ...they have no class."

"The Klu Lkux Klan... The original boys in the hood..."

"Why did the bike not go to the gym? BECAUSE IT WAS TOO TIRED :D:D:D:D:D:D"

"On this planet... Every 10 seconds... there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped!"

"I always said ""Aim for the moon, even if you miss, you'll land among the stars."" But apparently that's not a valid excuse and I can't work for NASA anymore."

"Buried Knife Found at O.J.'s Estate Proof that black knives matter?"

"dead baby jokes Q. whats more fun than spinning a dead baby around at 50mph? A. stopping it with a shovel."

"M: If I cashew looking through my windows agai- H: What? M: I saw you pecan! H: No, I wasn- M: You're macadamian me mad. H: You're nuts."

"I'm not saying Martha Stewart is old, but... she needs a new Walker more than the Fast and Furious franchise."