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Joke of the Day
"Attention fat vegans: Explain."
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"Behind every fat girl there is a beautiful woman. No seriously, you're in the way"
"A man tries to buy a trampoline... but his check bounces."
"Life...it's just an ""F"" in lie."
"A jokey named Chris is running late for his race... ...his coach points at his horse and yells ""Chris top her"" Edit: Spelling"
"How do you get a nun pregnant? Dress up her as an altar boy."
"Modern day camping is an uncharged phone."
"Thought all these voices in my head meant I was crazy, but one of them is a therapist. And he says I'm fine."
"It's a funny old world we live in. Once we had empires run by emperors, then we had kingdoms run by kings. Now we have countries..."
"[Dumbledore gets hit with Avada Kedavra] HOUSE MD: I think he had lupus."