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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a confidence game within a confidence game within (yet another) confidence game? Conception"

"THE XBOX IS BEING ATTACKED! Here Comes The Ambulance Wii U Wii U Wii U"

"For this year's vacation, my wife wanted to go to a place that she has never been to I told her to try the kitchen. -Henny Youngman"

"What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex? One makes your whole day the other makes your hole weak!"

"Start the day with a big bowl of why the fuck am I awake."

"What do you call a jockey that doesn't get blowjobs? A headless horseman!"

"My favourite sex position is the JFK I splatter all over her while she screams and tries to get out of the car."

"I do understand that you guys think these jokes are funny, but this post says otherwise. **Otherwise**"

"Why was Kylo Ren embarrassed at McDonald's? It was his First Order!"

"It's hard to explain puns... It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally."