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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a confidence game within a confidence game within (yet another) confidence game? Conception"

"What do you call a religious pediatrician? A pedotrician."

"Why do worms taste like chewing gum ? Because they're wrigleys !"

"I love heavy metal. My favourite is lead."

"What do you call a gay guy paralyzed from the neck down? A Tomato (because he's both a fruit AND a vegetable)"

"My wife is like a drug to me She ruined my life."

"What did the sign in front of the Drug Rehabilitation Center say? Keep off the grass."

"Did you hear about the Jewish couple that met during the Holocaust? They were star-crossed lovers."

"What do you do with an elephant with three balls? Walk him and pitch to the rhino."

"They only arrested Justin Bieber cause he's black."