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Joke of the Day
"One lady to another, Do you talk to your husband during sex ? Yes, if he calls on my cell."
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"How many different animals did we have to jump on the backs of before we discovered horses were cool with it?"
"Girl, you remind me of an alarm clock... ...you were a good idea last night but now I just want you to shut the fuck up"
"For sale Dead Budgie Not going cheep"
"What is the difference between a Ford car and a porcupine? Porcupines have pricks on the outside."
"What's the difference between a Lima Bean and a Chick Pea? I never payed a hundred bucks to have a Lima Bean on my face."
"Girl, are you organized? Because I want to get on your ToDo list!"
"Tuesday walks into a bar sits down, hangs his head, and says why me."
"What did the hamburger name his daughter? Patty."
"Does anyone else feel like a 25yr old trapped in a 40yr+ body???"