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Joke of the Day

"In hindsight, naming my family portrait studio Let Me Shoot Your Kids, was probably not the best business decision."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Biro ! Biro who ? Biro light of the moon !"

"Last night, a two-seat, single engine plane crashed in a Polish cemetery. Polish authorities report that they have recovered five hundred bodies so far and believe thousands more may still be found."

"A horse walks into a bar. A horse walks into a bank. A horse drives a car. Welcome to horse country. There's shit everywhere please help us."

"What's better than 29 year olds? 20 9 year olds ( ) Sorry"

"My penis was in the Guinness Book of World Records... ... until the librarian kicked me out."

"Virgin Airlines is opening a bank called Virgin Money. It's for people who've never been screwed by a bank before."

"This one has always tickled me! My father is the inventor of the rear view mirror. He means a great deal to me but looking back we're not as close as we seem!"

"What's red and invisible? No tomatoes."

"Mesut Ozil was quoted as saying ""I want to help Arsenal win trophies."" So when does the rest of the Real Madrid squad arrive with you?"