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Joke of the Day

"If you're white, you should always get to go ahead first instead of the blacks. Is one of the first rules of chess."

"What do you call a white person on fire? A firecracker."

"Been a while since the last Pauly Shore movie. He must be trying to make it perfect."

"I entered a contest to see how fast I could eat a clock. I didn't win. The whole ordeal was very time consuming."

"Frenchman in a hotel. A french man calls the room service and asks for some ""pepper"". ""Well ... would you like some white pepper or black pepper?"" asks the receptionist. ""Toilet pepper."""

"What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? Time to get a new car."

"Why do Welsh farmers .... Why do Welsh farmers tend to have sex with sheep on the edge of a cliff? So the sheep will push back"

"I'm offering a $1,000 reward to anyone who brings me $1,000 and two tacos."

"The frustration I feel untangling my earbuds before I use them never translates into me putting them away neatly when I'm done."

"Are you British Explorer James Cook? Cuz I wanna turn yo land down under into a penal colony."