97319
Joke of the Day
"Sometimes I just sit in the Target parking lot blasting ""Gangstas Paradise"" out of my Prius."
Next Joke
"Time flies when a falcon steals your wristwatch."
"Your first follower has given you away, parody account."
"Linguistic studies have shown results about drivers of east asian cars... It is proven that a large number of Hyundai owners have an accent."
"Once a programmer drowned in the sea. Many Marines where at that time on the beach but the programmer was shouting ""F1 F1"" and nobody understood it."
"Kids want a dog, told em I can only keep 4 things alive, them & the plant. If we add a dog something will die & I cant be sure its the plant"
"what do you call a bookstore that's also a bar? tequila mockingbird"
"Somewhere there's a person named Current Resident who has to read every piece of junk mail."
"My youngest son's dirty clothes sit on the floor, beneath the laundry chute. I admire his hope that they'll bounce up and swish down."
"Why the turnout at Michael Jackson's funeral? He touched a lot of people."