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Joke of the Day

"What did the Japanese buck say to the doe he was courting? [OC] I don't know how to put this but...I'm kind of a big deer."

"Why did the Ottoman empire collapse? Once your stack of Ottomans gets to a certain height it will fall over."

"Why can't 2 Asians have a white baby 2 wongs don't make a white"

"Why don't Jehovah Witnesses like Halloween? Because they don't like random people knocking on their doors"

"Our carbon monoxide detector keeps beeping and waking me up from my nap."

"How does a lawyer sleep? He rests his case..."

"What's so bad about being a dick? Your closest mates are 2 nuts and an ass hole your master covers you in a plastic bag And every time you get excited you spew."

"Two men walks into a bar Knock, knock"

"How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side."

"""Your keys are over THERE."" - Wow. You have eagle eyes! ""Yup. My vision is 20/20."" - No. I mean they're small, beady & kinda close together."