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Joke of the Day

"My friends think I have a drinking problem... So I told them ""no, I actually think I drink quite well"""

"How did Australians get ebola? By eating at Outbreak Steak House"

"Finding a date on the internet is so much easier than real life because how are they supposed to know that's not your Ferrari?"

"Sometimes I get jealous of the lingo black people use that I can't use. Then I remember as a white person I have things I can say that they can't like. ""Hey dad."" Or ""Thanks for the warning officer"""

"What's the difference between jam and marmalade? I can't marmalade my dick down your throat."

"Q: How so you call a member of the finacial staff of the faculty of Biology? A: A Buy-ologist."

"What did Consuela say to her boyfriend after he shagged her in the field? Grassy Ass"

"How many optometrist does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1... or 2?? Or 1? Or 2?"

"What did Helen Keller say when her dog died?"

"Rich person joke What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have 100 dead babies in my garage"