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Joke of the Day
"How many optometrist does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1... or 2?? Or 1? Or 2?"
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"Pickles = Zombie Cucumbers"
"A man who worked at a fire hydrant factory was always late for work. When confronted by his boss the man explained: ""You can't park anywhere near this place!"""
"My ex talked me into marriage I mean, she was my girlfriend before she became my wife"
"If I had a dollar for every girl that didn't find me attractive... They'd eventually find me attractive.."
"Girl, are you my brake pads and rotors? Because I'd like to grind on you until you groan loudly and I have to replace you."
"Having trouble with your iPhone saying ""No Service""? Just put your shirt and shoes back on."
"Jesus Christ, superstar He dresses like a woman and he wears a bra!"
"I just saw two really large spiders dancing to some 1980s music. I think they were Duran Durantulas."
"We're all big racist time bombs set for ""elderly."""