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Joke of the Day

"Rich person joke What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have 100 dead babies in my garage"

"What's the last thing that goes through a fly's mind when it hits your windshield? Its butt."

"What's the difference between Isaac Newton and the baby I just stabbed to death? Isaac Newton died a virgin. Repost."

"Went to the library today and asked have you got any books on mysterious disappearances? The librarian said "" Well, they used to be over there......"""

"Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupt... MOOOOOOOO!! (Kids seem to love this one)"

"so im jus chilig on a ledge premtendig to be gargoyle when these firemen show up tellig me dont jump but they got a big trampoline so idk"

"If I had a dollar If i had a dollar for every time a homeless guy asked me for money, I still wouldn't give him any."

"My girlfriend called me a racist I said that's an awfully big word for a midget."

"[stunned, eyes lock, a smile exchanged, and I knew it was kismet] *hands cash to lady Ma'am my baby isn't for sale. I SAID I'LL TAKE TWO!!"

"Bet you didn't notice the the word the' has been said twice. "