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Joke of the Day
"Q: How so you call a member of the finacial staff of the faculty of Biology? A: A Buy-ologist."
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"Your favorite one liner/quick joke? When bored at work I snapchat jokes to friends. Need new material. Could use your favorite short joke."
"What did the sushi say to the bee? Wasabi."
"I asked for a ham and swiss, you gave me a meatball instead Woops, wrong sub."
"You know, I frankly don't find Isaac Newton's work all that original. I mean, half of his works were all derivatives anyway."
"When you think about it, the little old man behind the curtain in Oz was the original catfish."
"What kind of car does Jesus drive? A Christler."
"If a tree falls in the woods.... .....and no one is around to hear it. Will a hipster buy the soundtrack?"
"Arm wrestling is for guys who like to hold hands with other guys while staring into their eyes."
"What do you call it when you say ""please"" and ""thank you"" during sex? common Coitusy"