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Joke of the Day
"Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg? They won't stop to ask for directions."
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"There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and expense reports."
"The entire Dutch air force was disabled this week. The pilot was sick."
"What do you call an orthodox jew that is prone to heartburn? Acidic. [My apologies]"
"Why don't we drink chicken milk? It tastes fowl."
"Please don't directly insult people on Twitter. Use passive aggressive, indirect insults only, like a damn adult."
"Waiter on ocean liner: Would you like the menu sir? Monster: No thanks just bring me the passenger list."
"What's the best thing about having Parkinson's? Never having to buy another electric toothbrush."
"If a lobsters come in on lobster boats, and clams come in on clam boats, what do crabs come in on? The captain's dinghy."
"What is a Russian man's favourite Justin Timberlake song? Crimea River"