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Joke of the Day
"What sound does an Italian American microwave make? Bada bing!"
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"I asked Roy Hodgson if he would consider 4-4-2 next week. He said, ""No, we'll probably go 7-4-7 it's wider and offers more leg room."""
"""Son, I don't think you're cut out to be a mime."" ""Was it something I said?"" Asks the son. ""Yes."""
"When I die I want the people I did group projects with to lower me into my grave so they can let me down one last time."
"What do you call a lock with low self-confidence? Insecure."
"Guy checks into a hotel with his family.. He goes up to the desk clerk and says, ""I hope the porn here is disabled.."" The clerk is shocked and responds, ""No, it's just regular porn, you sick fuck!"""
"Want to know why everyone loves time warner cable? The loading times are out of this world."
"I used to be in a band, we were called 'lost dog'. You probably saw our posters."
"My Doctor Told Me I'd Have To Stop Masturbating . . . I'm like, ""What? I thought it was OK!"" He goes, ""Yeah, sure, but I'm trying to examine you!"""
"A friend of mine just got divorced. He and his ex-wife split the house. He got the outside."