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Joke of the Day
"Why aren't there any Muslims in Star Trek? Because it's the future"
Next Joke
"I hate when people say, ""I wish I was a kid again."" Did you have sex and drink alcohol as a kid? Nope. So shut the fuck up. Goodnight."
"What's the one kind of marriage that's still frowned upon in Alabama? Interracial"
"What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust"
"Who is the most musical Canadian heroine? Laura C-Chord."
"They're making a Christmas edition of The Human Centipede It's called The Human Santapede"
"Why do Egyptian warships have glass floors? So they can see their air force"
"Sure, racists supporting Trump doesn't mean he's racist. But, if I was painting my house and the KKK said it looked good, I'd start over."
"Let's have some fun! I'm up for anything today!* *As long as there aren't too many stairs."
"The sex was so good that even the neighbors had a cigarette."