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Joke of the Day
"Why aren't there any Muslims in Star Trek? Because it's the future"
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"Did I ever tell you about the time I went to the doctor to get my blood type when I was super depressed? He said B Positive"
"When ever it rains my girlfriend just stands at the window looking sad. Sometimes I even let her in."
"You're like school in the summertime - no class."
"The worst thing about parallel parking is witnesses.."
"What do you call a group of ISIS members with their backs turned? A bunch of sissies."
"Why does the Devil hate the holiday Season? Because he gets so many letters from dyslexic children."
"What's easier to load into a garbage truck, babies or bowling balls? Babies, because you can use a pitchfork."
"I'd like to say that ALL quilts are great... ...but I try to avoid making blanket statements."
"What kind of bone will a dog never eat? A trombone! From Fargo Ep. 2"