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Joke of the Day
"Why was the broom late? because it overswept"
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"[sex in car] ME: Remember when you could do this without fear of strangers watching? BF: Yes UBER DRIVER: Would you like a water?"
"I read a shocking and insightful study on the causes of waking from sleep. It was eye-opening to say the least."
"Take pride in what you're into, if thats exponents, well... More power to ya!"
"Went to McDonald's and ordered a Happy Meal .... didn't work ... still grumpy."
"I am sorry about this. I'm not proud of it. Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the guts."
"It sings and drives John Travolvo"
"Do you know how to really disappoint a fellow redditor? [Repost] [Deleted] *repost*"
"My friend said she likes Nickleback"
"A German installs a bath around his table Badumtisch"