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Joke of the Day
"Bands who can't afford a smoke machine should hire my girlfriend to cook at their concert"
Next Joke
"They asked if I wear boxers or briefs.... Depends"
"Sorry I reported your newborn's pic on FB but nudity is nudity"
"*swallows pride* *reads the label* 'this pride may contain nuts* oh no *swells with pride*"
"Exclamation point rules ! - good !! - excited !!! - awesome !!!! - starting to get creepy !!!!! - cheerleader creepy !!!!!! - own 20 cats"
"My pet mouse ""Elvis"" died yesterday... He was caught in a trap."
"It is not ok to joke about menstruation. Period."
"""Guess my nationality"" the old man said Deducing from the man's accent that he was Briish, the other man said so. ""You're correct, but where's the t?"" asked the man. ""In the harbor"""
"I never eat coins in front of vending machines because I don't want them to fall in love with me."
"AIN'T NO PARTY LIKE A WINDOWS 7 PARTY 'CAUSE A WINDOWS 7 PARTY DON'T STFILE \$win_nt$.~bt\NTKRNLMP.EXE cannot be open error 7"