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Joke of the Day
"I asked my wife for sex recently... She said, ""No, it's a super moon, not a blue one""."
Next Joke
"Therapist: What's the problem? Wife: He makes friends with the strangest things Me [petting a bee]: You're not strange are you Alan"
"""Hi, my name is Gary and I'm a shopaholic, my favorite place to shop is the alcohol store."""
"Q: Have you seen the new Barbie Doctor doll? A: You wind her up, and she operates on batteries."
"My grandfather has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the zoo."
"Q: Why do owners of muffler shops sleep so good at night? A: They're exhausted."
"Adele called her first albums 19 & 21 because they are numbers that have special importance to her life Her follow up 3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510 is due out next month."
"Have you heard about the new IPhone 6? I guess it's got people all bent out of shape."
"The enemy of my enemy is my friend, unless it's one of those half-wits who always says ""ironic"" when they mean coincidental."
"I just sold Viagra to a guy who thinks it's ambien He's going to be up all night"