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Joke of the Day
"Have you heard about the new IPhone 6? I guess it's got people all bent out of shape."
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"Strange that the chimney tends to survive a house fire. as a cold reminder of where the fire should have been. -Jimeoin"
"A co-worker said to me, ""Could you be any more annoying?"" So the next day I wore tap shoes to work."
"My cheating Ex-girlfriend just got fired for drinking on the job. She worked at the sperm bank."
"If you really want people to notice you, be a typo."
"Sign in a store window during a blizzard ""Got frostbite? Fingerless gloves, half off!"""
"Nice try, people that invite me to things that aren't in my house"
"Want to play the rape game? ""Nope"" Ah, that's the spirit."
"Chuck Norris launch a bomb. It makes 263 deaths, and the bomb explode."
"I was sexually assaulted by a colourful Rodent today!!! His name was 'Hue Mongoose'"