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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a chicken drumstick and a penis? If you answered ""I don't know""? Then would you like to go for a picnic?"

"Either Chewbacca is in the next stall or someone needs to start adding green leafy vegetables to their diet."

"There are 3 kinds of people in this world Those who can count and those who can't."

"Some Muslim extremists just rammed a boat into the Thames Barrier. Experts believe it's the start of Ramadam."

"Who did the ghost invite to his party? Anyone he could dig up."

"What is the difference between Donald Trump and Adolf Hitler? Hitler had big hands"

"Worst thing about this Californian drought... ...the the state has lost its favorite, longest-running Rivers"

"Good cop: you two could go away for six years each for this Add cop: for a total of twelve years between you"

"BREAKING NEWS 1000 men entered Jordan last night She said she will be fine after a bit of rest"

"Here's my favorite limerick. There once was a man from Nantuckett Whose dick was so long he could suck it Wiping cum from his chin He said with a grin If my ear was a pussy, I'd fuck it!"